You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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