But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
