We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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