the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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