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(203): View more from Connecticut

just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Hi, my name's audrey!

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Max?

(740): View more from Ohio

Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.

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(360): View more from Washington

Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.

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(530): View more from California

I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter

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