can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We have started to decorate penises.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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