She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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