Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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