Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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