thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I love you. Go after that dick
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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