btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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