But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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