Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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