WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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