Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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