so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
