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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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