Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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