rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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