:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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