yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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