at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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