seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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