idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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