Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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