I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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