But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I seem to have left my pride at pride
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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