Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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