I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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