My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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