I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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