Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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