so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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