she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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