On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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