"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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