Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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