Where is the hickey?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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