Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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