I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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