So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Randomize
