do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
