You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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