What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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