i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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