did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
