She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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