ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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