Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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