i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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