I love black thongs
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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