Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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