this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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