he thought i was a dude.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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